"Health" treatments

Many people come to Bali for the health treatments. I knew someone once who came for a month of colonic irrigation to lose weight. We weren’t tempted by any of these treatments, but I’ll share some of the health services with you from the brochures I collected:

“ALTERNATIVE TREATMENT. Ibu Marlena brings several incredible abilities to her healing sessions, including an uncanny ability to diagnose through her psychic powers. Additionally, using her hands to gently massage and manipulate muscles and soft tissue, she is able to effect sometimes miraculous healing. $30 a session.”

“DEEP TISSUE BODY WORK. The deep tissue body worker uses “acupressure” points to find the correct blockages of stored up energy or emotions. Deep Tissue work balances both the body and the minds and allows for higher mental and physical functioning. $30 per session”. Perhaps we should have told Goody about it.

“TOTAL TISSUE CLEANSING. This involves a process of removing toxins, parasites and other unwanted organic and inorganic material from the digestive tract, the blood and lymph systems, and the cells and tissues of the body.

Fasting supplements: $9 per day, $54 per week
Colon hydrotherapy $50 per session, $130 for 3 sessions.
Six day packages: $314”

Forgive my presumptuousness, but doesn’t the liver do that? Anyway, in case you are tempted by these treatments, call Ubud 62 (361) 974-393 and spend your week in Bali in an unforgettable way.